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From:  Mark Lindquist

On 2020-01-02 20:32

Thanks again...also you guys are hilarious...i wish their were more people like you where I live...you should see the people I have to deal with..i feel like every one around here is eating crazy pills!. Any way happy New Year

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From:  Tony

On 12/08/2019 12:07pm

Message: That rant is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen! Thanks for the laughs! I’m looking forward to seeing the knives.

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From:  Jeff Williams

On 12/05/2019 04:08pm

Hey Numbnuts, why doesn't my tracking # work? LOL.
Just kidding! Wanted to say thank you for supplying quality knives at reasonable prices. Have a Merry Christmas!

Jeff

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On 2019-11-12 20:17, autoknife wrote:

Bah, ha ha ha that was the funniest reply so far.

On 2019-11-12 20:17, fper345446 wrote:

OMG how DARE you talk to me in this manner!!!   And here not only did your email make me think  you had already SHIPPED MY FUCKING KNIFE but that you hand already delivered it to my door and baked me a FUCKING CAKE TOO! 

NOW I need a therapy hamster, an adult coloring book, years of fucking psychotherapy and all my "woke" BFFs will protest you, get Antifa to jerk themselves off and we will have to call our heroine Alexandria Occasional-Kotex to call you a Nazi!
Either that or I'll act like a responsible, sensible human being and wait for my new Elishewitz "cutlery" (how's that for a moronic liberal politically correct term?) to arrive by USPS and be thankful the idiot politicians haven't gone after them yet.
Have a good one.  Your responsive email had me laughing at how stupid people can be with unrealistic expectations. 
Frank

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On 2019-08-30 22:39, autoknife wrote:

Well the free market is going to prove to these socialist filthy fucks that you do not limit the free market.  I can say whatever the fuck I want to and there are other people who agree and can laugh and enjoy life and not have a temper tantrum, cry, whine, and complain over things and just joke around and laugh and be free from the mental slavery that authoritarians want to put us all in.  We are not to be caged or controled by others, we are all free individuals and are not collective umpa loompas so be unruleable it is the American way.

On 2019-08-30 22:39, dan rodrigues wrote:

I wanted to thank you for a beautiful piece of art.I received the knife today and it is magnificent! I'm paying to have it laser sharpened and it will be a part of my every day carry and I'm half Italian and it's a part of our history!  I love your out look on life and views you seem like a pretty cool guy thanks again and I will be a repeat customer.
On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:20:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

Thank you for laughing and enjoying life that is the key to being free.  You have inspired me to add the Compliment Corner to the website.  Once I trigger the poor souls that go bananas on me I will show them this corner vs their corner and the free market will win every single time vs their cronyism.  You will laugh more at the Clown Corner here.  https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5812

and you will be the first to the Compliment Corner as the counter today here:

https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5813

On 2019-08-21 22:39, dan rodrigues wrote:

 
I have to admit that's a pretty awesome  email conformation! Lol
 
On Wednesday, August 21, 2019, 03:31:08 PM PDT, Roadsideimports LLC AK Website <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:
 
 

Roadsideimports LLC AK Website Order Acknowledgement

Thank you for your order.
We really appreciate your business.

ALL ORDERS ARE FINAL, ONCE YOU HIT THE PAYMENT BUTTON AND COMPLETED PAYMENT ORDERS ARE FINAL AND THERE IS NO CANCELLING ORDERS.

Shipments to Australia, Belgium, Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Netherlands, & New Zealand will be sent in parts in several shipments due to customs regulations. Do not be alarmed that your knife is in parts or when packages do not have everything, please be patient and wait for all shipments to arrive safely.

TRACKING WILL BE EMAILED TO YOU ONCE THE ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED, ORDERS ARE SHIPPED IN THE ORDER THEY ARE RECEIVED SO RELAX & WAIT PATIENTLY UNTIL THE ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED BECAUSE YOU WILL RECEIVE THE EMAIL WITH TRACKING AND IT WILL BE POSTED TO YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU HAVE ONE.

EXPRESS MAIL is shipped in the order of the cue, this does not mean I run out in my underwear at 2 am to post your shipment, it means the order is sent in the order it is received and is sent via Express Mail, so do not have crazy ideas that it means instantly.

FOR FUCK SAKE WHEN YOU GET A SHIPPING LABEL CREATED IT MEANS THE STICKER IS ON THE SHIPMENT AND IT IS GOING TO GET SENT TO THE POST OFFICE IT DOES NOT MEAN THE TRACKING WORKS INSTANTLY.  STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR.  IF YOU ARE MANIC AND COMPULSIVE THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO. SERIOUSLY THE INSANITY ON PLANET FUCKING PSYCHO IS TOO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF THE NOTE ABOVE PEOPLE THINK IT IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THEM TO WHINE, CRY, & HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM OVER.  NO THIS IS A GENERIC MESSAGE EVERYONE GETS IT, YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL I DID NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TRIGGER YOUR EMOTIONS FOR YOU TO GET BUTTHURT OVER THINGS, IT DID THE JOB THOUGH & MADE YOU READ IT THAT IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.  YES, IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WERE NOT IDIOTS I COULD HAVE PUT AN ASS KISSING MESSAGE TO MASSAGE YOUR FUCKING EGOS BUT THOSE DON'T WORK BECAUSE I GET AN ENLESS SEE OF IDIOTIC MESSAGES ASKING FOR TRACKING, AND NOW I GET A FEW FROM YOU BUTTHURT LOOSERS THINKING I PERSONALIZED A MESSAGE FOR YOUR DUMB ASS ALONE.


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Order Date: 08/21/2019 03:31pm

Order Total: $109.99

Subject: Re: Roadsideimports LLC SBK Website Order Confirmation Update

From Scott Rocole
To Roadsideimports LLC SBK Website
Date 2019-08-20 20:23

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On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:20:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

Thanks buddy you make my life more enjoyable when I get emails that we can laugh together about and showing others how great life is is gonna be grand.  You can laugh at the poor triggered souls in the Clown Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5812

and view your compliment in the Compliment Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5813

and we are going to see who wins the match and either way I am gonna be laughing, have a great night and thank you for being a human.

Lol thanx

Sent from my iPhone

On Aug 20, 2019, at 3:11 PM, Roadsideimports LLC SBK Website <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

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