From: Mark Lindquist
On 2020-01-02 20:32
On 12/08/2019 12:07pm
From: Jeff Williams
On 12/05/2019 04:08pm
On 2019-11-12 20:17, autoknife wrote:
Bah, ha ha ha that was the funniest reply so far.
On 2019-11-12 20:17, fper345446 wrote:
OMG how DARE you talk to me in this manner!!! And here not only did your email make me think you had already SHIPPED MY FUCKING KNIFE but that you hand already delivered it to my door and baked me a FUCKING CAKE TOO!
On 2019-08-30 22:39, autoknife wrote:
Well the free market is going to prove to these socialist filthy fucks that you do not limit the free market. I can say whatever the fuck I want to and there are other people who agree and can laugh and enjoy life and not have a temper tantrum, cry, whine, and complain over things and just joke around and laugh and be free from the mental slavery that authoritarians want to put us all in. We are not to be caged or controled by others, we are all free individuals and are not collective umpa loompas so be unruleable it is the American way.
On 2019-08-30 22:39, dan rodrigues wrote:
Thank you for laughing and enjoying life that is the key to being free. You have inspired me to add the Compliment Corner to the website. Once I trigger the poor souls that go bananas on me I will show them this corner vs their corner and the free market will win every single time vs their cronyism. You will laugh more at the Clown Corner here. https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5812
and you will be the first to the Compliment Corner as the counter today here:
On 2019-08-21 22:39, dan rodrigues wrote:
Roadsideimports LLC AK Website Order Acknowledgement
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We really appreciate your business.
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Shipments to Australia, Belgium, Canada, Germany, Great Britain, Netherlands, & New Zealand will be sent in parts in several shipments due to customs regulations. Do not be alarmed that your knife is in parts or when packages do not have everything, please be patient and wait for all shipments to arrive safely.
TRACKING WILL BE EMAILED TO YOU ONCE THE ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED, ORDERS ARE SHIPPED IN THE ORDER THEY ARE RECEIVED SO RELAX & WAIT PATIENTLY UNTIL THE ORDER HAS BEEN SHIPPED BECAUSE YOU WILL RECEIVE THE EMAIL WITH TRACKING AND IT WILL BE POSTED TO YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU HAVE ONE.
EXPRESS MAIL is shipped in the order of the cue, this does not mean I run out in my underwear at 2 am to post your shipment, it means the order is sent in the order it is received and is sent via Express Mail, so do not have crazy ideas that it means instantly.
FOR FUCK SAKE WHEN YOU GET A SHIPPING LABEL CREATED IT MEANS THE STICKER IS ON THE SHIPMENT AND IT IS GOING TO GET SENT TO THE POST OFFICE IT DOES NOT MEAN THE TRACKING WORKS INSTANTLY. STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR. IF YOU ARE MANIC AND COMPULSIVE THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO. SERIOUSLY THE INSANITY ON PLANET FUCKING PSYCHO IS TOO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF THE NOTE ABOVE PEOPLE THINK IT IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THEM TO WHINE, CRY, & HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM OVER. NO THIS IS A GENERIC MESSAGE EVERYONE GETS IT, YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL I DID NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TRIGGER YOUR EMOTIONS FOR YOU TO GET BUTTHURT OVER THINGS, IT DID THE JOB THOUGH & MADE YOU READ IT THAT IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT. YES, IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WERE NOT IDIOTS I COULD HAVE PUT AN ASS KISSING MESSAGE TO MASSAGE YOUR FUCKING EGOS BUT THOSE DON'T WORK BECAUSE I GET AN ENLESS SEE OF IDIOTIC MESSAGES ASKING FOR TRACKING, AND NOW I GET A FEW FROM YOU BUTTHURT LOOSERS THINKING I PERSONALIZED A MESSAGE FOR YOUR DUMB ASS ALONE.
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Subject: Re: Roadsideimports LLC SBK Website Order Confirmation Update
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Thanks buddy you make my life more enjoyable when I get emails that we can laugh together about and showing others how great life is is gonna be grand. You can laugh at the poor triggered souls in the Clown Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5812
and view your compliment in the Compliment Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5813
and we are going to see who wins the match and either way I am gonna be laughing, have a great night and thank you for being a human.
On Aug 20, 2019, at 3:11 PM, Roadsideimports LLC SBK Website <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
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