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You as a customer do not have authority over me with how you think I should behave.  I don't have to bake you a cake or serve you chicken.

You can be as butt hurt as you want, you can be emotional, a train wreck, you can cry, whine, and complain all you want to and you have to realize I have to value your opinion in the first place to even matter which your dumb parents no matter how old you are did not teach you this valuable lesson in life.

This is America and Freedom of Speech is crucial to critically thinking.  You don't have to agree with anything and that is great but you will not demand and attempt to force your views onto me.

This is the corner specifically for clowns that make demands on me and your information will be posted for all to laugh at period.

Subject: Re: New Contact Request: Communication.

To godztool@yahoo.com
Date Today 00:09

Message Body

On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:14:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

I despise and loath authoritarians.  You have no authority.  I do not believe in government so I do not worship the Blue or Red Kool Aid that you consume and you think you sit on a moral high horse and demand that I do something.  That is not appropriate behavior and it identifies people accurately.  People who don't care. laugh at things and no it is a joke because that is the planet we live on, those with emotional problems, feelings that control them, and have severe ego issues always get triggered.  You should try to use logic and data and critically think for yourself.

On 2019-08-29 00:40, ..nameless.. wrote:

Put this in your Clown Hole; you lost another customer, asshole!
You can always tell another retarded Trumpski voter!
I'm done with you!
Rant on without me.
Ignorant ugly bastard can shove your knives right up your Clown Hole!
On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:12:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

Why am I angry?  What gave you that idea?  I am laughing I take life lighthearted.  No one got insulted it was not directed at anyone other than those wishing to identity to it.  You just identified yourself as a liberal that can't handle the truth and who demands that I conform to your moral view which is very authoritarian and boy do I hate all forms of people who behave this way.  So don't worry about me, let me live my life in peace and stop telling me how to live my life or how to behave.

On 2019-08-29 00:36, ..nameless.. wrote:

You certainly responded as expected!
You are surely one angry mutha!
I didn't take your message personal, but the infantile tantrum language was insulting and ugly and unprofessional.
And you don't seem to be able to deal with criticism.
How old are you?
Vote Trumpski?
Good luck with your issues.
Perhaps you'll find some peace.
 
On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:09:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

Brad shut the fuck up.  I can do whatever I want to.  Are you fucking going to demand that I bake you a fucking gay cake or make you some chicken at the liberal joint?

Grow the fuck up with your feelings they do not fucking matter.  Use some logic and data because you took it personal like it said and didn't bother fucking reading anything.  This planet has gone full blown insane and communist thought is a plague that is destroying everything.  You are not anyone's authority and neither am I stop pretending to be some moral authority over other people.

You have been inspirational to me and know I have decided to make the Clown Corner on the website just because of you.  So thanks Brad.

On 2019-08-28 23:48, godztool@yahoo.com wrote:

Name: Brad Palmer
Your Email: godztool@yahoo.com
Subject: Communication.
Message: Don't you think that it's time to stop insulting and offending your customers every time they/we return to purchase something and remove this juvenile, ill-raised butthurt crap from your communication?
I'm sure that you can say it without spraying it!
(Response is not necessary if all you are going to do is curse a and insultt me!)

FOR FUCK SAKE WHEN YOU GET A SHIPPING LABEL CREATED IT MEANS THE STICKER IS ON THE SHIPMENT AND IT IS GOING TO GET SENT TO THE POST OFFICE IT DOES NOT MEAN THE TRACKING WORKS INSTANTLY.  STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR.  IF YOU ARE MANIC AND COMPULSIVE THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO. SERIOUSLY THE INSANITY ON PLANET FUCKING PSYCHO IS TOO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF THE NOTE ABOVE PEOPLE THINK IT IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THEM TO WHINE, CRY,

Time Stamp: 08/28/2019 04:48pm

New Contact Request: Rude and obscene email

To jb@autoknife.com
Date 2019-08-21 05:28
Priority Normal
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Message Body

On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:14:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:
It did exactly what it was suppose to and got your attention you actually read it.  Isn't that amazing and you didn't ask me about the tracking number, fantastic isn't it?  The beauty of words that cause people to actually pay attention is priceless and the concept works every single time.  Now you took it personal because you have feelings and emotions that control you where others laugh and think it is funny because they took time to read it entirely to the end and got the point.  Now things will get funny because there is a Compliment Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5813 and a Clown Corner https://autoknife.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=5812 we can see just how things work.  Where do you think you will be?
Name: Thom Seeber
Your Email: tgseeber@flash.net
Subject: Rude and obscene email
Message: Can you kindly explain this email I received today:



Order Status Update

We wanted to inform you that your order status has been updated. Your updated information is located below. Also note that you can login to your account at anytime to check the status of your order.

If you have any questions about order status, please feel free to contact customer service at jb@autoknife.com or you can always get help through our online contact form.

Roadsideimports LLC AK Website Order #122654 Details:

Order Date:

Order Status: Shipped/Complete
Payment Status: Payment Received

USPS    9410810200793143331122    9410810200793143331122
Shipping Carrier:    Tracking Number:    Tracking URL:
FOR FUCK SAKE WHEN YOU GET A SHIPPING LABEL CREATED IT MEANS THE STICKER IS ON THE SHIPMENT AND IT IS GOING TO GET SENT TO THE POST OFFICE IT DOES NOT MEAN THE TRACKING WORKS INSTANTLY.  STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR.  IF YOU ARE MANIC AND COMPULSIVE THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

SERIOUSLY THE INSANITY ON PLANET FUCKING PSYCHO IS TOO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF THE NOTE ABOVE PEOPLE THINK IT IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THEM TO WHINE, CRY,

Time Stamp: 08/20/2019 10:28pm

Re: Roadsideimports LLC AK Website Order Confirmation Update

To Roadsideimports LLC AK Website
Date 2019-08-20 19:56

Message Body

On Wednesday, August 28, 2019, 5:14:37 PM PDT, jb@autoknife.com <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:
And now I see the truth to things James and how it all started with you on the feelings and sensitive behavior and how you yourself then behaved.  It chain reacted all from you taking this personal.  It is sad that we live in such a world like this.  I don't change orders because they are typically shipped before I see emails, people assume I am some giant company when it only is one village idiot that runs this shit show corp unless you count the multiple personalities I like to play roles with.  Then the truth comes out that you would have never been happy with anything since you got triggered over things so badly to begin with.  You demanded answers do you, well it got you to read things now didn't it?  That is the point and since you operate by your emotions and feelings it triggered an ego issue and you took things literally and applied them towards yourself instead of laughing about life.  Now as for the claim about Frank Beltrame on the swing guard being loose.  Sure that can happen because I am a compassionate person and Frank is off chemotherapy and is back at work and is in his 80's so sometimes he doesn't smack the rivets like he used to.  I wonder if we will be like that later on in life?  What do you think?  And to keep the knives completely authentic I do not alter them or manipulate them like other vendors do.  I respect the art for what it is, that the knife is hand made, it most certainly can be adjusted by a simple tap of the hammer, you can use a punch if you aim is bad and against an anvil or vice works great.  We can also address the scratches that are not completely out, sure good old Frank is not the same on the buffer as in times past.  Now most certainly I could manipulate the pieces and do things to them but I don't and keep them authentic but doesn't mean I am cold hearted and ruthless, I am a realist and like integrity and honesty above all things.  So if you want me to adjust things then all you have to do is ask and do it like how grown ups communicate with people, it really is that simple, but placing authoritarian demands and playing morality games will never get you anywhere in this life other than being miserable, spiteful and hateful towards people.  It would take about 30 seconds to fix, most likely you spend more time and got frustrated over things with the message more than it would to simply take on the task of buying an authentic piece.  I do state things clearly on the website on the Italian made items and state clearly that we can have a dialog like this one and discuss what you expect and then I could have told you exactly what you asked.
<James Davis> wrote:
WHAT IS ALL THIS HORRIBLE LANGUAGE ABOUT? And did you change my knife to the Bayonet Blade? I WANT SOME ANSWERS!!

Sent from my iPhone

On Aug 20, 2019, at 3:06 PM, Roadsideimports LLC AK Website <jb@autoknife.com> wrote:

Order Status Update

We wanted to inform you that your order status has been updated. Your updated information is located below. Also note that you can login to your account at anytime to check the status of your order.

If you have any questions about order status, please feel free to contact customer service at jb@autoknife.com or you can always get help through our online contact form.


Roadsideimports LLC AK Website Order #122658 Details:

Order Date:

Order Status: Shipped/Complete
Payment Status: Payment Received

USPS 9410810200881111936179 9410810200881111936179
Shipping Carrier: Tracking Number: Tracking URL:

FOR FUCK SAKE WHEN YOU GET A SHIPPING LABEL CREATED IT MEANS THE STICKER IS ON THE SHIPMENT AND IT IS GOING TO GET SENT TO THE POST OFFICE IT DOES NOT MEAN THE TRACKING WORKS INSTANTLY.  STOP WITH THE IDIOTIC BEHAVIOR.  IF YOU ARE MANIC AND COMPULSIVE THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO.

SERIOUSLY THE INSANITY ON PLANET FUCKING PSYCHO IS TOO MUCH NOW BECAUSE OF THE NOTE ABOVE PEOPLE THINK IT IS A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO THEM TO WHINE, CRY, & HAVE A TEMPER TANTRUM OVER.  NO THIS IS A GENERIC MESSAGE EVERYONE GETS IT, YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL I DID NOT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TRIGGER YOUR EMOTIONS FOR YOU TO GET BUTTHURT OVER THINGS, IT DID THE JOB THOUGH & MADE YOU READ IT THAT IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.  YES, IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WERE NOT IDIOTS I COULD HAVE PUT AN ASS KISSING MESSAGE TO MASSAGE YOUR FUCKING EGOS BUT THOSE DON'T WORK BECAUSE I GET AN ENLESS SEE OF IDIOTIC MESSAGES ASKING FOR TRACKING, AND NOW I GET A FEW FROM YOU BUTTHURT LOOSERS THINKING I PERSONALIZED A MESSAGE FOR YOUR DUMB ASS ALONE.

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