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MENTAL HEALTH WARNING:

Knives are not toys and treating them as such will cause damage.  Automatic Switchblade Knives are not designed to open and close repeatedly over and over for no reason at all other than to appease your manic behavior and your OCD problems.  They are meant to open, then to use, and then finally to close.  It is a tool and abusing them will cause stress on springs and cause them to heat up and break if stressed past their designs.  If you feel the need to open and close things like a maniac then make sure you take your medication first before handling knives and in the long run it would be advised you not order anything with springs because you will end up breaking things with such childish behavior.  It is a disorder and is commonly referred to as CLICK THERAPY that you have to open and close things repeatedly till you break things.  If you suffer from this disorder do not order anything and purchase a buzzer or bell instead.  The only exception is the Rat Worx MRX models, these you can be as manic as you want with, so if you suffer from this disorder then this is the only product that has ever been made to enable your crazy behavior.

RAPID OPENING WARNING:

Knives are not toys and treating them as such will cause damage.  Automatic Switchblade Knives are not designed to open and close repeatedly over and over for no reason at all.  They are meant to open, then to use, and then finally to close.  It is a tool and abusing them will cause stress on springs and cause them to heat up and break if stressed past their designs.  If you feel the need to open and close things use a door not a knife.  Knives with springs will end up breaking with such childish behavior.   It is a problem and is commonly referred to as CLICK THERAPY that you have to open and close things repeatedly till you break things.   If you suffer from this disorder do not order anything and purchase a buzzer or bell instead.  The only exception is the Rat Worx MRX models, these you can be as manic as you want with, so if you suffer from this disorder then this is the only product that has ever been made to enable your crazy behavior.

Orders are shipped in the order they are received.  Orders ship Monday through Thursday, I do not ship items over the weekend because I do not work on the weekends.  That means if you use mail options I ship them the way you paid for on the day that your order is in line in the cue,  I do not run out in my underwear on my day off to send your items to you.  There is a line for shipping this is called the cue, and orders ship one at a time and the next order ships when the previous order is completed.  It seems many Americans have trouble figuring this concept out.  There are no tractor beems or teleporters and I do not ship over the weekend since I do not work on Sat or Sun.

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